Generally, the traits that define a great artist for me are often traits I do not possess. For example: good hair, stage presence, and the ability to dance without resembling a cow who is in the process of escaping an abattoir. Sometimes this leads me to think about the merits of separating the art from the artist, a phrase which is very often tossed around nowadays. But does the music not sound so much better when you know they’re wearing cool clothes? Look at the drip Mozart was decked out in, for example - no way would he have written “Fra Cento Affanni” without the aid of a cravat (truly the sexiest menswear item).
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| ID: Remi Wolf holding her face, with very cool finger nails/eye makeup (credit: Alma Rosaz) |
My favourite tracks from this 58-minute orgasm include “Sexy Villain,” “Front Tooth,” “wyd,” and the very popular “Liz.” However, not mentioned on this list are “Street You Live On” and “Michael,” purely because I think they sound absolutely phenomenal live. Although they are great in their studio-recorded format, they simply aren’t given the justice they deserve until you hear Wolf screaming ‘shut the fuck up!’ into your face from the stage (hot). A good recording of “Michael” live at Webster Hall can be found on YouTube, and the rawness of Wolf’s voice really comes through, which I love listening to. “Street You Live On – live” is actually already on Juno (Deluxe), so you don’t even have to search! (So considerate of her, to be honest.) The trumpets used on the recording of “Street You Live On” are a very sexy touch. Nothing gets me going like a good brass section.
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| ID: Remi Wolf (credit: @remiwolf insta) |
In conclusion, I am very tempted on a weekly basis to get my hair permed just to feel something, and Remi Wolf is a gorgeous individual with great tracks and a debut album to die for. If this wasn’t enough for you, she’s opening for Olivia Rodrigo on part of her UK tour, so all of you SOUR girlies get to see her anyway! Never skip the opening act, comrades, for the tunes are often great, and you get to subtly dominate your friends with how fun, unique, and special your music taste is afterwards (because you can definitely afford to be more obnoxious, University of St Andrews student).
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